Great Expectations...

Expectations come with big and little packages.

A diamond ring--love me forever.
A new car--tune me up.
A piano--play me.
That bikini--watch the wiggle.
A house--paint me!
Precious new baby--feed me!

Even a little charmer of a double boiler--don't just melt chocolate in me, I am so much more capable than that! Tackle that hollandaise, master that lemon curd. I think I can, I think I can, with the little double boiler that could.